illuminati

dude. let's grab some java.
can't man. I got a meeting to go to.
what meeting?
don't tell anyone. I joined the illuminati.
never heard of 'em.
we're very secret. underground.
oh yeah? then how'd they let a slacker like you join?
I saw their ad on facebook.
a secret society, you say?
yeah. cool, eh?
for sure.