mind over matter

how's it going, herr doktor?
I've made a new breakthrough! the world will never be the same! and I've also solved one of my most vexing problems!
oh yeah? what's that?
actually, it's you, if you must know. your constant interruptions and insipid questions. well, I've now found a solution: mind telekinesis.
wow!. . . what's that?
I can move things, with my mind.
awesome! can you show me?
yes, and you must tell me how it feels.
feels? what do you mean?
I haven't perfected that part of the process. so you must tell me what it feels like.
you mean, you're going to send me somewhere?
yes. have a good trip. wherever that is.