Woman Zone

Yeah, they do. But I hate makeup. So instead I threw away all my mirrors and shot out all the lights. :P From the May issue of Motion Picture Hollywood magazine.

I think my strapless water romper lacks a certain... something. Get Bob Mackie on the phone, would you little fishies? Thanks! From the May 9th issue of The New Yorker .

"130 stunning styles" for the college graduate who wants to look like her own Great-Great Aunt. :/ From the May issue of Motion Picture Hollywood Magazine .

You just know one of these decorator clip things was doomed to end up in your bowl of tomato bisque or between your typewriter keys at some point. From the April issue of Sunset magazine.

That poor thing's cinched at the waist like a trash bag. o_0 Nice hat, though. From the September issue of Harper's Bazaar .

Someone devised this pattern after their kid fell asleep on some gumballs and they melted. From the May issue of Better Homes & Gardens .

She looks awfully nonchalant for someone whose legs just got chewed clean off. From the September issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine.

Impressing my man with the Dance Of The Seven Granny Lampshades, like you do. From Sports Illustrated magazine

No visual reference to Christmas at all, except for the giant red bow. That's why I don't feel ashamed posting this in July. Probably from Good Housekeeping .

I personally have never appreciated this so-called artist "Michiz" (?), nor their green-skinned alien models who keep beaming down to Earth and seducing OUR men!! >: From the April 1st issue of The New Yorker .

She looks a little apprehensive, and I can understand it. Those platforms, that long train. She's hoping the cocktail party doesn't involve stairs. From the September issue of Harper's Bazaar .

A hair treatment by any other name would smell as bad. :P

Swatches of simulated silk and suit-swallowing sleeves courtesy of six sitting sheet-slitters! From the September issue of Harper's Bazaar .

The movie being plugged here is a by-the-numbers, low budget murder mystery rife with dated scene-chewing, improbable hair, and a nice opening scene set in a swank sorority house. Speaking of hair problems, what in blazes IS that on that poor C-List starlet's head?! From Life Magazine.

Not quite as lifelike as those beauty salon-bust play sets from my childhood. Close, though. From the March issue of Good Housekeeping .

I'd really like to go back in time and talk to whoever thought "Mutation" was a great name for a house of fashion. Also, I'm pretty sure the real reason Dad swooned is because he was about to fly to Paris by himself and they caught him. From the September issue of Good Housekeeping .

The key to a good night's sleep is being fully made up, and don't forget lavish amounts of hairspray, too! From the June issue of Good Hosuekeeping magazine.

Wow. Even lunch ladies were all done up for the day's work back then. From the back of the envelope: "Tuck elastic under hair in back. No elastic in front. No visible edges. Extremely sheer. Invisible on Hair. Keep hair neat and lovely. Fit any hair style. Guarantee: This net is expertly shaped and carefully inspected. It is guaranteed to be perfect. Made in England. Hairnet Corp. of America New York N.Y. 10001."