Dole Pineapple Ad, 1954

What explains the look of deep calm on the faces of Our Heroes? Is it:

A) The pesky tourists are all whooping it up on some other island this week.

B) Their pomade was paid for by the photographer.

C) That giant mutant pineapple will feed all their families for at least two months.

D) Thanks to Canoe-Makers Local 56, cross-marketers were not allowed to make them set sail in a boat made from old cardboard boxes (see page 18).

E) All of the above.

From the February issue of Everywoman's magazine.