Tradio Leaflet (3), c1942

I spent countless hours in my first two decades of life hanging around Asbury Park. I can't believe that nobody ever told me before how my neighbors by the sea were the geniuses responsible for bringing TRADIOS into the world! You can keep your waxen saltwater taffy and your Stone Ponies and all that jive. I now won't rest until I've made the mystic pilgrimage back East to claim a TRADIO™ of my very own! No expense will be spared! That retirement fund isn't doing squat where it is right now, anyway...