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Still in full view of the spires of Snoopton-on-Scree and not two steps into the Mountains of Uncertainty, Magdalena the Martial Teddy, Emiliano "The Mexican" and their guest, a young Flowerette on her first Grand Tour, are set upon by a posse of Plug-Ugly beasts. Oh, dearie me. These chaps... do they ever learn?
The Flowerette is called Incy and she's just decided Grand Tours live up to their riotous reputation.