Because plumbing should be...

That's right, terrible predicament!

There is probably an entire highway somewhere that has all of those businesses in a row. You know, like the places in every city with all of the car dealerships. Ugly Haircuts, Knock-n-Leak Auto Repair, Outdated Home Decorating, Ill-fitting Shoes...things like that.

In The Fall and Rise of Reggie Perrin , a wonderful BBC comedy from years ago (Jesus, how old I’ve become!) Reggie opens a shop called Grot selling worthless items at very high prices. It’s a great success of course. There must be places like that, it’s a great concept.