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Received this from my friend John (Stormlizard) A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from The Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van…

A man was laying on his back and fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun. He suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"…

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I could watch this all day ;-)

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying awake looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "I see thousands of stars," replied Watson. Then Holmes asked, "And what does that mean to you?" "Well," said Watson "I suppose it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me Watson, it means someone has stolen our tent!"

A truck driver was driving along the freeway saw a sign that read, 'Low Bridge overhead' but, before he could stop, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police officer approaches, puts his hands on his hips, and says, "Got stuck - huh?" "No," the truck driver says, "I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Hopefully will catch up with you all tomorrow. It's painfully slow on here today. I cannot get anything done. :-(

Hope you all have a good week. I will start you off !!!!