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A man was laying on his back and fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun. He suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"…

1927 prose poem by American writer Max Ehrmann

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Truck Stop ------------------------- A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat…

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Hi everyone. There seems to be some problems on Ipernity at the moment. I cannot comment or give stars to your lovely photos. So my apologies to you all, I am out tomorrow, so will catch up with you all on Friday. Take care, and have a nice evening xx

Have a great weekend everyone...

Don't forget British GMT forward 1 hour on Sunday 25th

Quote of the Day ------------------------- Woman's Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with." Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give…

Will be back asap. This heat is too much for me, not used to it in the UK. It's 37° today or 98.6 degrees fahrenheit whichever you use. No way can I sit in front of my computer in that heat. Will catch up with you all as soon as I can. Take care xx.

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. c.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. d.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. e.. A closed mouth gathers no feet. f.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. g.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.…

Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the sauce to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he called to his mother. From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back." Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bo…

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