Welcome to America! We are sure you'll enjoy your new lives here, where you can be governed by an illiterate lunatic, eat all the hamburgers and fries you want, gain 40 pounds, finally own that AR-15 you've been wanting...aw, heck, you can own several...and have the best medical care in the world as long as you can pay for it! Yay!

Today, I reached a new pinnacle of anger. I hardly know what to do with myself these days.