I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese!

On the left (front and back cover), a glimpse of Alfred's career before he went to work for the Wayne family. On the right, a beginner's guide to a swingin' cocktail array. Remember to practice with Original Cheez Whiz first, before you upgrade to the awesomeness that is Pimento. From a twelve-page promo booklet published by Kraft Kitchen, Chicago, Illinois.

Food-wise, none of this is really doing it for me, but the "Corn Casserole" dish is pretty adorable.

"Cheemato Soup": A tribute to that former New York senator who my folks couldn't stand. Plus, some of the most amazingly waxen vegetable "life" you're likely to see this week.

Some Cheez-tastic "Wallpaper," courtesy of Photoshop. "Spread It!"

She worked so hard on those party snacks... Only to have all the guests whispering behind her back about how her nail polish didn't match the centers of the olives! From the September issue of Household magazine. Originally posted to flickr on February 3rd, 2011.