Lipton Soup Booklet (4), c1950

Above, left: "The Ravenous Ones"? Is this what George Romero was eating when he decided to launch his film career?

Above, right: "Football fans want something that'll 'stick to their ribs.'" Ladle this out just once and those freeloaders will go to somebody else's house on Sundays. Then you can relax and get drunk in peaceful solitude.

Below, left: "Trainwreck" and "Aspic" almost rhyme. There's a reason for that.

Below, right: Yes, mixing up instant soup and then hauling it to a picnic makes perfect sense. Luckily by this time we're so hypnotized by the colors chosen by Lipton that we'll believe anything.