Kraft Dressing Ad, 1953

Do take these lovely, flavorful greens and sink them deep in a sea of mega-sweetened bland neon goo from a bottle! What could be better?!

(Okay. I actually do sometimes crave crappy "French" dressing from a bottle. But only on hunks of iceberg lettuce and maybe a few cement-like boxed croutons. What else would you do with iceberg lettuce, anyway?)