honeyj's photos with the keyword: abandonment

Grey Flannel

03 Aug 2026 1 2 5
May I help you? Oh, hi. Name's Parts. Otto Parts. I just got out of the Army, I'm reporting for work. It's my first day. You were in the Army? What rank? Uh, Private. Private Parts. I see. And you say you're working here now? Uh, yes! I was hired into the, uh, Marketing Department. Got it. Nice suit. Is that your only one? Ha ha. Yeah. Great. Well, marketing is a little slow right now. You are definitely over-dressed. I am? For what you're gonna do? Absolutely. Tell you what. Grab that blowtorch and head up to 6. You'll find some steel support columns that need cutting. Cutting? Like all the way through? You're so quick! Don't set yourself on fire, and don't fall into a hole in the floor. Ok. If the ceiling starts to buckle like it's gonna collapse due to a lack of structural support. . . Yes? Don't forget to duck.

Half-Life

08 Jul 2026 4 2 17
Herr Doktor, the shipment of isotopes you ordered is here. Excellent, my boy! Bring it to me! Careful! It’s very unstable! It is? Oh yes. Fissionable in fact! Very dangerous! Check out my old high school if you don't believe me! I can't go back there again! Yes, Doktor, but what’s it for? Now let’s see. . . I mix one part nuclear fuel with one part isotope; a pinch of enriched uranium. Stir in some rare earths. . . Excuse me, boy. What did you say? What are you making? Well, it's not a salami sandwich, I can tell you. Unless a salami sandwich can destroy the world! That would depend on the mustard, wouldn’t it, Doktor? What? Yes! Ha ha! Of course! (Note to self: consider the molecular structure of mustard in support of my hypothesis. Science!)

fifth column

10 Mar 2010 10 7 2738
Sergei, the chairman believes that we have a traitor in our midst. Impossible comrade! I can vouch for every soul. Maybe so, Sergei. But who will vouch for. . . you? Me? Won't you, comrade? There was a time when I would, Sergei. But unfortunately, that is no longer possible. What do you mean? I mean, you are going away, old friend. Away? Where? You will be reacquainted with those you helped exile to the gulag. You can't be serious! Send them my regards. I will see you in 20 years. My god. Do they at least have wi-fi there? They have all the conveniences, I'm sure. That's a relief. Not for you, of course. Of course.

Don't Go There

20 Jun 2026 2 5 19
Harry, you sure this is the way to the nightclub? Trust me, Shirley. You'll love it! I want our first date to be perfect. Me too, Harry. But I'm thinking it's also gonna be our last. Why do you say that? I dunno. Just a feeling.

Roll Over

10 Jun 2026 3 26
You awake? Mmmph? You are. You gonna make the coffee? I donwanany What? I didn't understand you. Roll over. Hey. You get up and make the damn coffee for once. Ok. That I understand.

Everybody Knows

10 Jun 2026 4 2 41
What's new, Donny? It's great: I am in the clear! Clear of what? The files. Or what's in them. I blocked them from being released, as only I was able to do. Uh huh. So you benefit from what, exactly? You see? I can't go down for what nobody knows. Of course it's fake news bullshit anyway. Sure. The economy is the envy of the world! It's a golden age! And, uh, the war? Remember that? Wow! Look at the time! Gotta date with the first tee! Catch you later, ok? Right. By the way: everybody knows. E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y. Knows what? Forget it.

Trouble Is My Middle Name

04 Jun 2026 6 6 34
I'll take a few questions. Yes, you. Mr. President, how do you justify starting a war costing billions of dollars and thousands of lives, with no plan and no endgame strategy, while disrupting the world economy and loss of any remaining trust from what were once America's allies? That is a nasty question. You are a stupid person and should not have that job. Yeah, thanks. Will you now answer the question? What is your name? You answer the question and I'll tell you my name. Fair? You are gonna be in deep deep trouble. Well, if you must know, trouble is my. . . take a guess.

Darwin Award

24 May 2026 3 38
Holy shit, Purvis. Did you see that? What, man? Something or somebody just flew past the window! Damn. Musta been Curly Why Curly? Oh, he said he was gonna do some skateboarding on the roof. What?! That's insane! The roof is half gone! Yeah. I told him. Said it was a challenge. Said he was up to it. Well it appears he exceeded it. Yeah. I'm sure he's proud of that. No doubt.