frankfurt skyline -after the big blue attack from outer space in 2013

nicht schlecht

that was us. it was only a warning to your planet. do not mess with us. we can strike again. anytime. anywhere. do not attempt to defend yourselves with your puny irrelevant so-called weapons. we laugh at your arrogant self-importance, you impudent humans!

now, we have only a few demands, with which you must comply to avoid the destruction of your planet. the first: bring back the beatles. we like them. and don't tell us that 2 of them are dead! death is sooooo over-rated by you people! get a clue! We're serious! ok. next demand: put george w bush on a rocket and send him into outer space. immediately. ok? you will be hearing from us. play 'I Am the Walrus' backwards to receive our next message.