"Jingle Jugs" – Molnar's Lounge & Restaurant, Elizabeth, Pennsylvania

I would never have believed that anything so tasteless could exist unless I had seen it with my own eyes. Driving to Pittsburgh, we stopped at a roadside tavern and restaurant to use the restroom. The lady who owned the place asked us if we had come to "see the boobs" – and then proceded to show them to us. Fashioned after a lifelike set of a woman’s breasts, when activated they jiggle in rhythmic motion to the song, "Titties & Beer" by country singer Rodney Carrington. Reality has outdone staire.