Mary Magdalen clock crimble candles in a blue sky The North Gate Hall Girls' Central School school bell and weathervane waterside restaurant The Isis in flood Catholic Church of the Holy Rood Brasenose groundsman's house Hinksey Park lake former Edward VII pub New Hinksey Primary Shool sandbags at the door Queen Victoria plaque Weirs Lane council house hidden mooring dangerous towpath park gates tacky high-tech info board O Tannenbaum Oxford's ugly litter cans Brewer Street sign Campion Hall takeaway crimble trees West Oxford Community Centre council's ghastly green paint Oxford Playhouse theatre Burgess Mead The Royal Oak at Oxford The Grapes pub sign incongruous college carbuncle CowbOYMod Christmas December rooftops The Jericho Café cobbler shop east to west hat shop and cafe turkey Christmas cake cake shop Port Meadow signage clutter Golden Cross Christmas Colman's Mustard sign Thames Path at Grandpont disappointment college boathouses