Trial of a sow and pigs at Lavegny (1457)

417 . . They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
418 . . . . They pursued it with forks and hope;
419 . . They threatened its life with a railway-share;
420 . . . . They charmed it with smiles and soap.

421 . . But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
422 . . . . That the Beaver’s lace-making was wrong,
423 . . Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature quite plain
424 . . . . That his fancy had dwelt on so long.

425 . . He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
426 . . . . Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye,
427 . . Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending a pig
428 . . . . On the charge of deserting its sty.
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473 . . “Transportation for life”; was the sentence it gave,
474 . . . . “And then to be fined forty pound.”
475 . . The Jury all cheered, though the Judge said he feared
476 . . . . That the phrase was not legally sound.

477 . . But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
478 . . . . When the jailer informed them, with tears,
479 . . Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
480 . . . . As the pig had been dead for some years.
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(Source: Lewis Carroll, The Hunting of the Snark, 1876)

See also: www.academia.edu/10005942/The_Snark_in_your_Dreams