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Dear Sir, I Have a Peculiar Affliction—After Drinking Champagne, I Sing, Dance, and Spout Poetry
For similar April Fools' Day postcards, see Dear Sir, We Have This Day Doubled Your Salary, The Boss and Dear Sir, I Have Sent You Several Boxes of Cigars.
April 1st
Dear Sir,
Pardon this intrusion, but as you seemed to scared to speak, or write, I took the liberty. Before proceeding farther I must tell you that I have a peculiar affliction. After drinking a few quarts of champagne, I sing, dance, and spout poetry. As my temperament is to love and be loved, I cannot resist the impulse, and don't!
Understand, I am a perfect lady always, one who loves her home, but "Oh you kid." So just press the button, and I will do the rest.
Yours bubbling over with love.
Mazie D.
April 1st
Dear Sir,
Pardon this intrusion, but as you seemed to scared to speak, or write, I took the liberty. Before proceeding farther I must tell you that I have a peculiar affliction. After drinking a few quarts of champagne, I sing, dance, and spout poetry. As my temperament is to love and be loved, I cannot resist the impulse, and don't!
Understand, I am a perfect lady always, one who loves her home, but "Oh you kid." So just press the button, and I will do the rest.
Yours bubbling over with love.
Mazie D.
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