Personal Effects

Bad news, man. I've been evicted.
Damn, that's harsh. Moving is the worst.
You said it. Plus, I've accumulated so much stuff! I mean, it's unbelievable what's in here! And the thing is, I can't bear leaving any of it.
You're taking it all?
Yeah, I gotta.
Even. . . .Even this giant. . . thing?
Man, I gotta keep that! I've been through so much with it! It's like a part of the family!
Yeah, but, dude. How are you gonna get it out of here?
Drive it, of course.
Drive it? Does it even run?
You mean it might not? Don't even say that!
Ok, you didn't hear it from me. I'm sure it'll start.
Jesus! You had me worried there for a second!
It's in perfect shape. When, ah, when was the last time you fired it up?
Hmmm. Let's see. Who was president during Watergate?
What? It's been sitting here 50 years?
No man! I was just quizzing you! Only about 40! It'll be a snap, right?
Totally.