Commuter

Hi Edna. I'm in the car. Would you call the office for me, please?
Sure, Stanley. What's the matter?
Oh, the track, I mean freeway! It's backed up, and I'm running a little behind the pack. I mean I'm running late!
Ok, well don't try and speed to get there.
In this old bucket? No way. Easy does it.
Good. I love to hear you talk responsibly.
That's me, all right. Slow and steady. By the way, I gotta stop on the way home to fill up on jet fuel. I mean gas!
Ok.