OGPU

Good morning, comrade. How are things on the collective farm these days?
fine, Arkady. But I received a letter today.
Oh? From who?
Not who. What. The OGPU.
The Joint State Political Directorate?
Da. What could they want from me?
I would have no idea. You did burn all those Beach Boys records, right?
Of course!
That's good. Just pray you're not put in the Green Room.
The what?
I hear only rumors, of course.
What rumors?
Endlessly forced to listen to Lawrence Welk.
oh my god!
Or even The Osmonds.
Can such depravity be real?
Things can't possibly get any worse in this world, I'm sure of it.