Loss Prevention

Egmont Overture, sir. reporting for my first day of work.
good. got your college degree, Overture?
oh yes, sir!
excellent. this insurance company places a high value on education! now, see this pile of paper?
yes sir.
these are new claims. I want you to deny them.
all of them, sir?
of course, all of them!
so I assume they're, what. . . fraudulent?
no, you idiot! these are legitimate! we use high schoolers to deny the fraudulent claims!
oh. . .
have them done by noon. you'll get more. stay productive, Overture!
yes, sir.