Yesteryear scene.
Yesteryear scene.
Yesteryear scene.
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Yesteryear scene.
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- 00 - in vino veritas
Bad-Ass
Fuzzy Logic
Woman in Fur Coat
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Elmer and Clair
Sea Front at Trevaunance Cove in 1981
Bilk and Money
Kitchen.
der Griff nach dem Buch ...
A Sunny Day In Spring
Nail kit and hair braid.
Dressing room of the Countess of Edla.
Smooching in the Yard
Better Than Haying
In den Gassen von Rovinj
Native
MM 2.0 : Briefmarke mit Nischel
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Slide Takeover
Villemomble (93) Vers 1950. (Carte postale scannée…
25/50 - ANTIKK
Spuren im Schnee - HFF
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It Is What It Is
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Altes Schätzchen / Little Treasure (3 x PiP)
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Grand View Point Hotel
Dornröschen schlafe 100 Jahr....
Shape I'm In
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Cranmore ~ East Somerset Railway
Driftwood Spar Hotel, St Agnes, 1981
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Pearly Gates
where am I?
you're dead. you're in heaven. be happy.
I'm dead? this is heaven? where's the pearly gates?
that's them there.
that? you sure?
yeah. don't believe everything you read.
but. . . where's angel gabriel?
gabe? gabe's not here. you got me instead. murray.
murray? who are you?
I'm your guardian angel. so shut up and sign in.
where's. . . god?
he ain't here neither. on vacation, I think.
vacation? he goes on vacation? from heaven?
he gets real bored, actually. can't blame him.
where does he go?
oh, he's got a place on a lake.
he does?
yeah. one of those inland seas in michigan.
I have to say, I'm disappointed. this place is. . .
is what?
it's so. . . I don't know, trashy, and. . . filthy.
hey, you better listen up. god likes it this way.
he does? but why?
because of all you morons with your heads up your asses.
excuse me?
that's right. self-righteous hypocrites, is all you are.
god says that?
says more than that, actually. but you didn't hear it from me, you understand?
sure, ok.
you flap your lips, I'll fuck you up good. got it?
are you sure this is heaven?
hey! what'd I tell you, huh? you disrespecting me?
no sir. not at all. it's just. . .
this ain't no country club, ok? this is heaven, dammit. you're here to work, understand?
yes, sir.
you people are so dumb. expecting miracles.
but they promised us eternal life, with the lord.
huh! lord's got no time for that, fool. now go see leon.
who's he?
your crew boss. he's your lord, from now on.
are you sure this isn't a bad dream?
dream? ha! ain't no sleeping allowed here!
so just tell me: if this is heaven, what's hell like?
ain't no hell. just heaven. had to downsize.
downsize?
yeah. because of the economy. so you missed hell.
I feel so lucky.
that means nothing to me. now get to work, dammit!
you're dead. you're in heaven. be happy.
I'm dead? this is heaven? where's the pearly gates?
that's them there.
that? you sure?
yeah. don't believe everything you read.
but. . . where's angel gabriel?
gabe? gabe's not here. you got me instead. murray.
murray? who are you?
I'm your guardian angel. so shut up and sign in.
where's. . . god?
he ain't here neither. on vacation, I think.
vacation? he goes on vacation? from heaven?
he gets real bored, actually. can't blame him.
where does he go?
oh, he's got a place on a lake.
he does?
yeah. one of those inland seas in michigan.
I have to say, I'm disappointed. this place is. . .
is what?
it's so. . . I don't know, trashy, and. . . filthy.
hey, you better listen up. god likes it this way.
he does? but why?
because of all you morons with your heads up your asses.
excuse me?
that's right. self-righteous hypocrites, is all you are.
god says that?
says more than that, actually. but you didn't hear it from me, you understand?
sure, ok.
you flap your lips, I'll fuck you up good. got it?
are you sure this is heaven?
hey! what'd I tell you, huh? you disrespecting me?
no sir. not at all. it's just. . .
this ain't no country club, ok? this is heaven, dammit. you're here to work, understand?
yes, sir.
you people are so dumb. expecting miracles.
but they promised us eternal life, with the lord.
huh! lord's got no time for that, fool. now go see leon.
who's he?
your crew boss. he's your lord, from now on.
are you sure this isn't a bad dream?
dream? ha! ain't no sleeping allowed here!
so just tell me: if this is heaven, what's hell like?
ain't no hell. just heaven. had to downsize.
downsize?
yeah. because of the economy. so you missed hell.
I feel so lucky.
that means nothing to me. now get to work, dammit!
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