Conflict Resolution

hey guido, the sign on this building says 'Facilitators and Mediators.' what does that mean?
we help people resolve conflicts with each other.
you mean, people hire you guys to do that for them?
yeah, sure. that's what I do.
you? don't make me laugh. you whack people.
that usually resolves the conflict, doesn't it?
well, yeah, permanently.
you got a problem with that?
me? no way, man.
didn't think so.