Zombie Bait

We gonna use this thing here to set the trap.
Cool. How's it gonna work?
Zombies love this place. They come through here all the time. We gonna give 'em something they can't refuse. And then: pow! No more zombies.
A trap, huh?
Yeah. Using bait.
Awesome. What kind of bait?
Well, you see, that's where you come in.
Me? How's that?
You the bait.
What? I'm gonna be zombie bait? Why me?
Because you the one I can convince to do it. Don't worry,
we'll be with you all the way.
Promise?
I'll be right outside, in my car.
Your car!? No way!
Just kidding, man. Crawl in.
Ok, if you're sure.
You're ambidextrous, right?
Yeah. What's that got to do with anything?
Oh nothin'. It's just in case they manage to eat one of your arms is all. You'll be fine.