Eating an Alien

man, what is that smell? it's overpowering!
oh that. I'm cooking dinner.
what is it?
you remember that thing we found? with 6 eyes and tentacles?
I thought that was a dream! you mean that guy is real?
was. he's in the pot now.
dude! that thing's like, an alien! you're cooking it?
well, I didn't want to eat him raw, you know?
shouldn't you have contacted, I dunno, the UN or something?
the UN? guess I forgot. heh heh.
how the hell do you eat an alien anyway?
I figure with hot sauce. and a beer, of course.
well, yeah. duh.