Комитет государственной безопасности​

how do you like our new HQ, comrade?
I'm not sure it sets the right tone, sir.
how so?
well, it is the home of the committee for state security. yet it's covered in. . . toy bears.
so? what is more appropriate for the KGB than the russian bear? besides, I got them on sale. for a great price.
oh, well that's a different story.
and I'm sticking to it, comrade.