The Sellotape™ HD Dispenser Owners' Club

Welcome to the Sellotape™ HD Dispenser Owners’ Club. We are an internationally recognised and accredited institute which advises people who have been traumatised by too much snipping of small sections of Sellotape™ which they then line up along a table edge, or other suitable surface, in preparation for wrapping parcels. Some victims who prefer to balance a tray of food on their lap to facilitate watching television, and who consequently dispensed with their dining room tables, became severely depressed when faced with the parcelling challenge. We have been able to help these people with concessionary rates of club membership and the provision of information sheets listing sellers of secondhand dining furniture. Self-help is the road to recovery, we have found. But by far the most positive action frustrated Sellotape™ users can take is an investment in a heavy duty Sellotape™ dispenser such as those once seen on shop counters in the days when things you bought weren’t routinely thrown into a gaudy plastic bag with the epithet, ‘There you go!’ and, ‘No problem’, followed by, ‘Have a nice day!’

Send us an e-mail for further information about the Sellotape™ HD Dispenser Owners’ Club, including subscription rates, club benefits, and your exclusive membership card and badge.

Nikkor 35-70mm f/2.8 AF lens on a Nikon D90.