At last night's presidential debate
After break she came back a bit late
They started without her
no one had to out shout her
Everyone said it was great!
There was a contender named Trump
Who spoke, off the cuff from the stump
What he says doesn't matter
but the media's sadder
'cause in the polls his ratings don't sump.
There once was a woman named Hillary
With a husband named something like Billery.
Who used to be prez,
so can I be she sez,
'cause the press is my heavy artillery.
And then there's that guy name of Sanders,
Whose argument often meanders
Says the job is my right
Since I fought the good fight
'gainst all of those right wing Ayn Randers.
And we mustn't forget old Jeb Bush
Whose knickers are all in a twist
He's not a contender
His leads were too slender
He lacks the political push.
Also in the line up's Ted Cruz
An interesting man, win or lose
He leans to the right
and he's willing to fight
So Cruz is the one I would choose.
And then there's the woman named Hillary
Who opponents she'd be happy to pillary
But draw win or lose
She's sip her some booze
and go home and assault her dear Billery
The Republican field narrows down
Looks like Trump is the winner this round.
With comments quite tasteless
That Dems say are racist
None the less he is beating them down.
Last that I head was that the Hillary show
Won 6 coin tosses in a row
Wrapping up all the deligates
In spite of the voters rates
And Bernie was just there for show.
Political Limericks are fun
But the problem is once you've begun
When you try to stop
In you head with a pop
You'll find another and funnier one!
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