Jumpin' Jack's photos with the defense

Open this door!

Open this door!
Guard: Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person! I blow my nose at you...
You and all your silly English knnn-igets!
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Visitor: I command you ... to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!

- How you English sa…
Added on October 31, 2006

Dominating view

Dominating view
Usually unwanted guests to the castle were sent a message from afar.

If they just wouldn't get it - well there was still the shower...

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Over the heather the wet wind blows
Lice in my tunic, and a cold in my nose
The rain comes falling out of the sky…
Added on November  2, 2006

Battlement

Battlement
Original shot of this image
Added on November  4, 2006