Tim Kiser's photos with the golden arches

Golden arches entryway.

Golden arches entryway.
It straddles the sidewalk that connects the campus of Central Michigan University to a nearby McDonald's parking lot. Locally this is a popular spot for high school senior portraits, marriage proposals, weddings, and pranks.

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In M…
Added on August 30, 2016

The Tucker County Courthouse!, classic historic smalltown county courthouse, with clocktower and ferris wheel.

The Tucker County Courthouse!, classic historic smalltown county courthouse, with clocktower and ferris wheel.
To enjoy this you have to set aside your natural suspicions of local governments in the rural areas of the U.S., riddled as they are with corrupt good-old-boys' networks and lawless cops, etc. Just think about the architecture.

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I…
Added on November 17, 2015

A bollards and guardrail scene of a McDonald's shadow cast upon a British Petroleum noncarwash with Monster drink and a badly leaning utility pole.

A bollards and guardrail scene of a McDonald's shadow cast upon a British Petroleum noncarwash with Monster drink and a badly leaning utility pole.
I found it difficult to decide how I ought to compose my picture and I don't think I ended up doing a very good job.

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In Port Huron, Michigan, on April 18th, 2015, a BP station as viewed from a McDonald's parking lot, off the west…
Added on October 15, 2015

A Chicken McNugget!, perched on the head of a Ronald McDonald statue.

A Chicken McNugget!, perched on the head of a Ronald McDonald statue.
But spending long periods of time standing and waving at passing traffic is widely understood as leading to a dead end in life.

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In Miner, Missouri, on July 20th, 2014, at the southeast corner of U.S. Highway 62 and Matthews Lane.…
Added on May  1, 2015

Secret poisons and diarrhœa at sunset!, plus useful wifi.

Secret poisons and diarrhœa at sunset!, plus useful wifi.
The explosive effects of my body's attempt to digest a quarter pounder with cheese sent me soaring upward into the sky.

I'm sorry to be gross, I'm just describing what happened!

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In Lansing, Michigan, on October 6th, 2014, on the…
Added on February 16, 2015

McDonald's restaurant built upon soils contaminated by tetrachloroethylene.

McDonald's restaurant built upon soils contaminated by tetrachloroethylene.
I could smell it rising up through the floor as I sat and ate my quarter pounder with cheese.

Plus nontattooing, a waste of windows.

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In Kansas City, Missouri, on October 25th, 2014, at the northeast corner of Broadway Boulevard…
Added on December  5, 2014

Tshirt ideas of: "I'm loving it" golden arches shape of yellow spread-legged lady; If you see da police, warn a brother; I love to fart / I ♥ to fart / I heart to fart.

Tshirt ideas of: "I'm loving it" golden arches shape of yellow spread-legged lady; If you see da police, warn a brother; I love to fart / I ♥ to fart / I heart to fart.
I finished off my xmas shopping in Vegas, if you're related to me you need to look away if you don't want to get your xmas gift surprises ruined.

That one Farting Tee is super-appropriate for Vegas Buffet dwellers, for $19 they eat 3 to 5 meals' worth…
Added on December 12, 2010

Here is a McDonald's in Las Vegas, but listen to my $$ idea for the McDonald's corp: An all-you-can-eat VEGAS BUFFET OF McDONALD'S FOODS in Las Vegas. Americans would love it and it would be a huge tourist attraction.

Here is a McDonald's in Las Vegas, but listen to my $$ idea for the McDonald's corp: An all-you-can-eat VEGAS BUFFET OF McDONALD'S FOODS in Las Vegas.  Americans would love it and it would be a huge tourist attraction.
$23.95 or whatever, and people could build themselves quadruple-quarter-pounders slathered in ranch dressing or whatever they want. People could make Chocolate-Shamrock shakes year-round, or McNugget McMuffins with pickles and cheese, anytime day or nigh…
Added on April 23, 2011

50 wet McNuggets and old sausage patties and dirty scrambled eggs, strewn among the undergrowth of a snowy hillside in dreary southeastern Ohio, 3 days pre-xmas.

50 wet McNuggets and old sausage patties and dirty scrambled eggs, strewn among the undergrowth of a snowy hillside in dreary southeastern Ohio, 3 days pre-xmas.
During a variety of the phases my life I have eaten McDonald's foodstuffs, and at the times of those ingestions I had a hard time shaking the feeling that the food objects might not be nontoxic.

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In McConnelsville, Ohio, on Decem…
Added on January 17, 2011

"Shine on!, tile wall of McDonald's and ceiling lightbulbs," I said.

"Shine on!, tile wall of McDonald's and ceiling lightbulbs," I said.
During brilliant sunshine I need to run for the shadows of shade areas, alongside the walls of buildings — but why must these kinds of places always smell like pee.

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In downtown Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 22nd, 2010, outside…
Added on December  3, 2010