Tim Kiser's photos with the landscaping

Sparing no aesthetic expense in the announcement to motorists of the presence of a speedhump.

Sparing no aesthetic expense in the announcement to motorists of the presence of a speedhump.
I cannot even see the beautiful fountain because the speedhump is sucking up all of my attention.

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Southwest of Orlando, Florida, on June 27th, 2016, an access road for the west hall of the Orlando County Convention Center, as vie…
Added on December 17, 2016

Partly cloudy up top, and partly planted/partly paved down below.

Partly cloudy up top, and partly planted/partly paved down below.
"An unkempt mixture of palm trees and pavement," I tsked as I took pictures. "Look at this," I said sourly.

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Southwest of Orlando, Florida, on June 26th, 2016, a view from the southeast corner of the south hall of the Orange Count…
Added on September 24, 2016

Florida thunderstorm during conventiongoing of Orange County Convention Center.

Florida thunderstorm during conventiongoing of Orange County Convention Center.
Conventiongoers were literally electrified, no I'm just kidding.

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Southwest of Orlando, Florida, on June 26th, 2016, an access road for the north and south concourses of the Orange County Convention Center, as viewed from an eleva…
Added on October  8, 2016

Attractive lawn of parking lot adjacency.

Attractive lawn of parking lot adjacency.
If it's pretty it's not useless so the lawn's not useless. I'm an aestheticist.

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Southwest of Orlando, Florida, on June 24th, 2016, a view from the south side of West Entrance Drive on the grounds of the west hall of the Orange Co…
Added on November 21, 2016

Saturday night party in Owensboro.

Saturday night party in Owensboro.
The local hosptial noticed a huge explosion of unusually foul-smelling births the following November. The sign style is futurous.

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In downtown Owensboro, Kentucky, on January 3rd, 2016, outside the Owensboro Convention Center at t…
Added on October  2, 2016

4 good BB&T parking lot trees.

4 good BB&T parking lot trees.
4 was a good choice of number. I cannot name the kind.

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In downtown Owensboro, Kentucky, on January 3rd, 2016, trees at the northeast corner of West 3rd Street and St. Elizabeth Street.

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Library of Congres…
Added on October 12, 2016

Stripes liker.

Stripes liker.
There are 14 curbs in the lineup at the center of the picture. NOT INCLUDING THE ONES IN THE RIGHTHAND DISTANCE. They were fun to count!

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In downtown Owensboro, Kentucky, on January 3rd, 2016, at the northeast corner of West 3rd S…
Added on October  2, 2016

A bronze sculpture titled "Eternal Flame." It's from 1986.

A bronze sculpture titled "Eternal Flame." It's from 1986.
According to the text carved into its base, it's supposed to be a flame "represent[ing] the light of knowledge." Okay!

It makes sense that knowledge is light and fire is bronze. Personally when it comes to light, I prefer ambient sunlight to having to wo…
Added on November 10, 2016

Lamppost twins are double elegance.

Lamppost twins are double elegance.
In Lansing, Michigan, on November 1st, 2014, on Museum Drive, south of East Michigan Avenue.

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Library of Congress classification ideas:
TH7970.L35 Lampposts—Pictorial works.
TK4188 Street lighting—Pictorial works.
NA9053.S7 Street…
Added on December  8, 2016

Not not a-atypical smalltown U.S. midwestern downtown scenery.

Not not a-atypical smalltown U.S. midwestern downtown scenery.
We have a skinny young tree, a signbed's dirt and gravel, a stormdrain, and an old-fashioned brick street. Comfortable!

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In downtown Hastings, Michigan, on October 11th, 2014, on the west side of North Church Street, south of West…
Added on December 30, 2016

Proudly upward spurtings of frothy columns of white.

Proudly upward spurtings of frothy columns of white.
For an intersection. Do not pour an entire bottle of Mister Bubble into the fountain.

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In downtown Battle Creek, Michigan, on October 11th, 2014, in Monument Park at the northeast corner of Hamblin Avenue and South Division Street…
Added on November 29, 2016

Classic perfect example of a smalltown midwestern intersection.

Classic perfect example of a smalltown midwestern intersection.
How come I was the only person out here enjoying it?

Photography technique notes: For the center of this photo, I selected a small ornamental tree.

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In downtown Adrian, Michigan, on October 25th, 2015, at the southeast corner of…
Added on May 31, 2016

Imperatively instructs motorists to eat a weird thing.

Imperatively instructs motorists to eat a weird thing.
"But I don't want to!" people protest.

Partial obscurement by powerlines almost always improves the appearance of Burger King signs.

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In Ithaca, Michigan, on July 18th, 2015, on the north side of East Center Street, west of U.S.…
Added on August 17, 2016

Roadside sriracha serving suggestion.

Roadside sriracha serving suggestion.
There are two versions of the story of why sliders are called sliders:

1) The sandwiches, being sopping wet and slippery with grease, move easily and wetly down the throat: They "slide right in."

2) The sandwiches "slide right in" as explained above; an…
Added on July 14, 2016

Ah the proudly upward spurting of a frothy column of white.

Ah the proudly upward spurting of a frothy column of white.
Do not pour an entire bottle of Mr. Bubble into the fountain.

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In downtown Lexington, Kentucky, on June 14th, 2014, on the grounds of a JPMorgan Chase bank at the north corner of Esplenade and East Main Street.

The building is "C…
Added on August  4, 2016

Black was the perfect choice of mulch color for these three blob-shaped embankment landscapings.

Black was the perfect choice of mulch color for these three blob-shaped embankment landscapings.
I'm getting hungry for charred-tasting things. I hardly even notice that the parking lots are too large. Twin the spruce.

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In Hamilton, Ohio, on April 4th, 2015, a view of the west side of Park Avenue, north of Main Street.

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Added on May 15, 2016

The differing locations of the people the sign attracts and the things the lights light.

The differing locations of the people the sign attracts and the things the lights light.
I'm talking to you while holding a garden hose above my head to water the plants behind me.

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In Atlantic City, New Jersey, on May 2nd, 2015, at the southwest corner of Pacific Avenue and South New York Avenue.

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Added on November 23, 2015

Carving out a living from the land.

Carving out a living from the land.
Transforming a wilderness into a moneymaking area; snatching swampland from the jaws of water moccasins.

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In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, on December 31st, 2012, outside of "Bargain Beachwear" on the west side of North Kings High…
Added on March 16, 2016