Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte d' Harlot (aka Sally Sauna) has condescended to visit her vassalines in the Low Countries. Alas, it will be my onerous duty to accompany Her Protuberance on her tour of all the low life dives of Amsterdam. It's a…
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Alas, Dear Miss Magnolia I have been "a little under the weather" the past few days since the twardry trollope departed. Not only did old slag swig all my finest vintage wines and guzzle the best foie gras she dragged my poor aging frame to such disgusting dens of iniquiety, where she did even more guzzling an…
Why, Thank you kind sir, but alas, I fear I may be abcess without leave for awhile - despite beng removed from my lair I shall attempt to evade the Scumbag nabbers from time to time and leave the occaissional philosphical paradigmns for which I am so famous.
Dear Mr Scumbeast, I do hope that the same fate which befell Miss Otis, has befallen you? I have missed your postings and your continuous wit and humour. Please come back soon. I am missing you greatly.
Prune shape or pear shape my rocks have lost thier shape and for the moment, Miss T, I am out of action and unable to post, but I pray to be back as soon as pos.
I would never take the risk of not keeping and eye on what the lovely Magnolia is up to, after all we never know what she is going to come up with next
If there is such a place as heaven, do you think that God would let me have access to your blog?....if he won't then I shall pack my bags and o to the other place, I imagine there would be a lot more going on there anyway, anyway I am sure that I would soon tire of living in marble halls and eating ice cream for all iper…
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Alas, Dear Miss Magnolia I have been "a little under the weather" the past few days since the twardry trollope departed. Not only did old slag swig all my finest vintage wines and guzzle the best foie gras she dragged my poor aging frame to such disgusting dens of iniquiety, where she did even more guzzling an…
Posted 6 days ago ( view the whole message )I think it's high time you regaled us all with an account of the visit of Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte d' Harlot (aka Sally Sauna)!
Posted 7 days ago ( view the whole message )You are missed, Mr Scumbeast.... Waiting for your return.
Posted 7 weeks ago ( view the whole message )Why, Thank you kind sir, but alas, I fear I may be abcess without leave for awhile - despite beng removed from my lair I shall attempt to evade the Scumbag nabbers from time to time and leave the occaissional philosphical paradigmns for which I am so famous.
Posted 8 weeks ago ( view the whole message )Dear Mr Scumbeast, I do hope that the same fate which befell Miss Otis, has befallen you? I have missed your postings and your continuous wit and humour. Please come back soon. I am missing you greatly.
Posted 8 weeks ago ( view the whole message )Prune shape or pear shape my rocks have lost thier shape and for the moment, Miss T, I am out of action and unable to post, but I pray to be back as soon as pos.
Posted 2 months ago ( view the whole message )Three days without a peep, Mr. Scumbeast? You don't mean to tell me you've been inside the sauna all this time? You'll be like a wrinkled prune!
Posted 2 months ago ( view the whole message )I would never take the risk of not keeping and eye on what the lovely Magnolia is up to, after all we never know what she is going to come up with next
Posted 3 months ago ( view the whole message )If you really want to singe your tootsies Mr. Hanneford, don't forget to keep logged into that wicked Thunderpussy woman...
Posted 3 months ago ( view the whole message )If there is such a place as heaven, do you think that God would let me have access to your blog?....if he won't then I shall pack my bags and o to the other place, I imagine there would be a lot more going on there anyway, anyway I am sure that I would soon tire of living in marble halls and eating ice cream for all iper…
Posted 3 months ago ( view the whole message )Thank you guys and gals for all your wishes and support !
Posted 4 months ago ( view the whole message )Glad you are back Mr. Scumbeast!
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