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Hi, Josie

hi [op]! nice to see you here in the land of virtual lovers! did you bring the coffee?

Saturday night. thuggin out at the keyboard. Raw LT w/ Slim Thug -I'm So B.O.S.S.Y. www.youtube.com/watch?v=__l-pNXgPJM

It's not Saturday night anymore but we can always pretend...


kisses! V.L.

hi Dom Juan! do you speak french? or english? :)

I' m a girl and i parle un petit peu.... english is my mother language. tho i'm just as likely to mangle that... i don't speak spanish at all but i guess i must be donna juanita now...we'll have to ask manuel.

et tu?

alrighty then....
hello fellow earthling,
it's josie soho- sending hugs and kisses all around the universe. welcome aboard. greet your neighbor. wheatgrass or cocktails or wheatgrass cocktails?
what time is it anyway? rock on, people.

Everyone's welcome. Feel free to start a conversation. I've invited all of you here because you have shown me a dedication to life and forging onward and questioning through your art. Please take the time to see who your fellow artists are . I think we can all only be enriched.


Peace and love all around the universe, Virtual Lover aka Josie Soho oxo

This an adult party . mature audiences only. a safe environment for playful, responsible adult interaction. if you are a contact from my site Straw Houses and wish to be a contact here please join us...

thank you for the head's up...at least if we are about to be seduced...it's only fair that we are forewarned...that way we can bring our teddy and favorite jammers when mummy tucks us in for our bedtime story...

DANA, you did NOT just tell me one of your role playing fantasies. Or did you? ;-) love ya, Cherry Bomb

Thanks for your visit...love your comments. Regards :-)

hey, my pleasure, bro. you rock Loky. world wide citizen.

thank you very much, it's Anna Karina's mouth not mine...

nice shot. she has a happy mouth. :)

An hour of cardio today was a wonderful thing...

I hope you're enjoying your tuesday or wednesday whatever the case may be. See you around the universe!

Shake it like a polaroid picture. Pretending it's Saturday night over here and I'm a Fergie: Hey Ya- www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvIw5ZqC1ms&feature=related

little mental break- i'm just bein honest.

I feel so lucky. Everytime I look I still have one unopened letter in my inbox. i can't find it, i guess it hasn't arrived yet ... must be a cosmic message. . Happy Friday everyone. If you've got a real time love , give em a squeeze for me. Everyone else, Virtual hug!! Rock on, People.

Ground Control to Major Tom; going to the studio- popping up again from there if the internet gods allow. have a great saturday! roger that!

I have to get back to the gym today...if you'd like to know more about my author...check her out-
www.blogger.com/profile/06235369469366288477

Two more songs for the playlist for the gym
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HShGejfToQI
and www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqiYV8VdVVk


I hit the club about noon my time. The elliptical machine's prime for watching the news and listening to some club beats while I work out. It's midnight in Japan. Sometimes i just close my eyes and pretend I'm at the disco.

I need a friend like Missy Elliot - gym and car dealership this morning. the cops keep chasing me home...time to update my registration ... song of the morning - www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyUMG7ScIbY

Happy Friday everyone... the link of the day for virtual lover is BET's Blast - the hottest vid's on BET www.bet.com/onblast/default.html?chan=26&id=1510&i=0&sub=&itype=e



...boys are starting to notice my bounce in the gym maybe it's time to try the club again...

offloading some more tunes on my shuffle for the gym. an hour of cardio is sweet!

I love your works cos are different of all i saw here...don´t change your rules ;)

my rule is to be creative and new everyday. if i change that rule- i'm done. thank you so much, Loky!

Virtual lover is an artist. A real one.

I know that you're an artist because I haven't dared to be an artist myself.
Do you understand what i want to say?

anyone who can expose their innermost thoughts and publish them to the web is an artist, Franzi. you do it eloquently. one of the biggest battles of being an artist is allowing oneself to proclaim the title. the second most difficult battle is convincing our loved ones. i addressed this with my life coach. She reminded me how extremely lucky I am to have people such as yourself on the web who do believe me. Thank you , Franzi and everyone else who believes. Love, jo- gather round tribe. sometimes we have to make our own family. V.L.

With my bad english : thanks a lot. Y're great.
Y're my funny valentine. Take care of you because i need you.

Franzi, you're a lovely valentine. many americans speak in broken english. i speak french like a toddler. this is your song for the day which i'm pretty sure you might know- remember?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUT9V3EhC2w
Now i go to the hairdressers' maybe there will be a self portrait later- who knows? enjoy your morning, afternoon and evening everyone. this is the only today we have. Love, V.L.

hey V.L. the song for the day... www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCbmV0hyIEY

um , that's cool but too slow for the gym. kick it up a notch- girl ! i'm still rockin this one. it lifted me right up yesterday. hopin to hit it again today au.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXKRilPNpc

Well, it's Valentine's Day, so i came to visit and wish you a happy day ;-)
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you're better at keeping the deal than i am. that looks delicious !!! i'm in a tizz over here packing to get ready to go berlin... i haven't even gotten my kids gifts for today yet... bad mommy! i'll make good on my promise for chocolate for you. kisses!

I've not had chance to get on here much lately, but i made sure i came on today for the chocolate. Thought i'd throw in the coffee too ;-)

Have a good time in Berlin. Not sure if i'll be geting away much this year, but then i just bought a new camera, so that'll keep me happy for a while.

Hug

hye there
thanks for add me as a contact !
too tired (drunk) to check your album seriously @ first time...
i prefer come back later, you could regret to add me ... lol
Shine on

never anthony, you're always a bright spot on my page. sleep well, shiney one!

H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E´S D A Y for you Dear Friend!!!! :)

WARNING I am going to DOUBLE Link YOU VL !!!

i've come to expect nothing less, crazy boy! i double dare ya!
cute giraffe by the way. poor thing. tenacious isn't he?

Greetings from Scotland. Hope all well with you Josie.

Thanks for that lovely comment you left on my front page. Most appreciated Josie.

It's a shame I won't get to meet you whilst you are Europe. But maybe another time.

Song of the day... www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=1230523&vid=176725

love ballad of the day www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1518072&vid=207901

Lupe Fiasco -Superstar buzzworthy.mtv.com/2008/02/11/artist-of-the-week-lupe-fiasco

"Let's go on a livin spree, it's the good life, the best things are free. I go for mine, I got to shine."
Paraphrasing Kanye West today. "now throw your hands up in the sky- ooooh i'm good."

BERLIN travel.nytimes.com/travel/guides/europe/germany/berlin/overview.html

This blog explores the concept of an alternate universe with virtual planets. This is one such planet. We are evaluating thorough photography and writing which values we would keep and which we would discard while we create our own universes. love, jo aka Virtual Lover 1
*edited for typo- typical!

Today's Horoscope for everyone.
The Moon enters high-spirited Sagittarius at 1:22 am EST to remind us how positive thinking can significantly increase our chances for success. We may reach farther now because our self-confidence spurs us on to greater possibilities. But our need for adventure isn't all fun and games as Venus and Mars, the cosmic lovers, quarrel in a tense sesquisquare aspect. Although we may feel inspired to take a risk, satisfaction is not necessarily assured.
www.merriam-webster.com

Back to bed today, the cellar stairs are being repaired . I go to dream of all of you and my pics I have to show you... later. Have a beautiful day. VIrtual Mama

It's a bright and sunny day in noho. Song stuck in my head today. I Wish It Would Rain- The Temptations www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbiLZS_HFx0&eurl=http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/The+Temptations/track/I+Wish+It+Would+Rain?apv=1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Temptations My apologies to anyone who can't see the vid. this song's one i used to listen to in bed at night when i was a young girl.
Peace, V.L.

Party over here?

Hey- i think tonight might be a normal night www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewcWHlwPLsE&NR=1

jump throough about four or five hoops of ooh baby. sweet dreams

actual ,virtual so far it's all the same. it's not about me. it's not about some of you either. peace babies. love, virtual mama. see you around the universe. poppin- www.ipernity.com/doc/allaroundtheuniverse/1308570

I hope you enjoy your trip to Berlin!!!Regards :)

i did honey. i'm home already. i'm coming to Spain , BCN in the fall. can you ?

www.slack-time.com/music-videos/Hip-Hop-Music/Lil-Mama/Shawty-Get-Loose-Remix.shtml

The Way We Get Loose We Move Our Shoulders, Foward, Heads, Back,
Get It In Control Like Janet Jack,
Get It On The Floor Let ‘Em Know What’s Happenin’,

Verse 1 (Lil Mama)

Hold Up L You Better Ask Somebody,
Hoppin’ On My Grind Since Butt Touch Potty,
Y’all Don’t Really Want It But Da Yung Got Time,
With A Flow So Spec Like....
It’s So Sick, How The Clock Go Tick,
Keep Giving Y’all Hits Like...
UH, Cuz The Reason Why I Spit It, How I Spit It, When I Spit It,
It’s Like Milk Gets, Gotta Get Rid Of It,
These Chicks Don’t Pop Like Me,
Uncompatible Girl No Comparing Me,
And Ain’t None Of Y’all Scaring Me,
Like Don’t Ya Wish Ya Girl Was As Bad As Me,
With A Flow So Sick Like Twisters,
So Sweet With The Beat Cold Like A Mistake,
Instincts Come So Smooth Like What Is It,
BK H-Dub...

Course (Chris Brown)

Shawty Get Loose, Baby Do What You Do, Let Me See You Let Down Your Hair,
Shawty Get Loose, Hit Da Dance Floor And Act Like There’s Nobody Else In Hurr,
Shawty Get Loose, Up, Clown, Break It On Down, Baby Do Your Thang,
Shawty Get Loose, P-H-A-T that, Baby I Ain’t Even Know You Could Break It Down Like That!

Hook

Dat (x8) Shawty Get Loose
Dat (x8) Shawty Get Loose

Verse 2 (T-Pain)

What It Do, Tell It To Da Pizzain,
You Already Know, Tell ‘Em I’m Da Mizzain,
Shawty you Ain’t Dealin’ With A Lezzain,
Imma Have You Loose On The Floor You Gon’ Be Steppin’ With A Cazzain,
I Mind Boggle Models, With A Bottle Of Something Good,
I Take ‘Em To Da Hood And Have Dey Ass Going Insane,
A Hard Rapper Artist That Hang With Singers,
So Don’t Think Dis Thang Hard, Cuz Homie It Ain’t,
I’m Loose Loose,
You Gotta Be Kidding Me, You Tellin’ Me Shawty I Can’t Take It, How They Can’t Do It,
Like You You,
If All Of This Is True, You Gotta Show Me What You Done Told Me, Now Do It
5 4 3 2 2,
You Noe Pain Came To Change The Game All The Way From The Same Thing It’s Some Of That,
New New,
Impress me,
I Want Person On Da Floor To Come Test Me,



Course (Chris Brown)

Shawty Get Loose, Baby Do What You Do, Let Me See You Let Down Your Hair,
Shawty Get Loose, Hit Da Dance Floor And Act Like There’s Nobody Else In Hurr,
Shawty Get Loose, Up, Clown, Break It On Down, Baby Do Your Thang,
Shawty Get Loose, P-H-A-T Phat, Baby I Ain’t Even Know You Could Break It Down Like That!


Hook (Chris Brown/ Lil Mama)

Dat {In The Crib, In The Club, To The Block, It Don’t Matter, It, It Don’t, It, It Don’t Matter} (x8) Shawty Get Loose
Dat {In The Crib, In The Club, To The Block, It Don’t Matter, It, It Don’t, It, It Don’t Matter} (x8) Shawty Get Loose

Verse 3/ Bridge (Lil Mama)


In The Crib, In The Club, To The Block, It Don’t Matter, is PIT 7, 4 5 6, A Doo Doo Dadda,
How She Do Do Do A Dat Like Dat,
Got The Hood On The Back, And The Pockets Are Stacked,
Still Rolling, Rolling Left Right,
Shot Coldin Coldin Dat’s Right,
With My Team On The Mic, To Make It
Bout To Pop It, Stop Drop And Roll Like A ... Rock Show,
You Never Know Where My Mind Gon Go,
Not Puerto Rican But I Like Mango,
So Smooth On the Floor,
Move On The Dance Floor,
When You See Me Coming,
Imma Go,
She Be Burning And Pumping And Hit You With Da Buss Flow,
She’s HOOOOOOOOOT
Den get It Loose On The Floor Cuz I Cannot Stop!

Course (Chris Brown)

Shawty Get Loose, Baby Do What You Do, Let Me See You Let Down Your Hair,
Shawty Get Loose, Hit Da Dance Floor And Act Like There’s Nobody Else In Hurr,
Shawty Get Loose, Up, Clown, Break It On Down, Baby Do Your Thang,
Shawty Get Loose, P-H-A-T Phat, Baby I Ain’t Even Know You Could Break It Down Like That!


Hook (Chris Brown)

Dat (x8) Shawty Got Loose
Dat (x8) Shawty Get Loose

Beat...

Word of the Day GARRULOUS- like a vulture dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2008/03/02.html

Shawty can't stop now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7DPgS3cDgQ


Viña del Mar 2008, Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous

So bad it's good department www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvXzjGRnKc&feature=user

Hi ... Thanks for visiting!! respect !

hey likewise. my next job may be in a tat shop . rock on dude.

www.ipernity.com/doc/allaroundtheuniverse/slideshow


default playlist with head phones for the full effect. ;-)

I'm back , like John.
A right man.

franzi, i had a dream my computer flaked into a million pieces. though it stayed together there was just space around the pieces. Then john came into the dream...his face was purple...i just kissed him and the color fell away and he came back to life...problem is- it was only a dream.

don't delete , we all lose too much history.

you'll have to leave tracks here now honey.

hey back

cool- miss the chatter. everything ok?

things could be worse, thank you for asking. ive got a lot going on right now.

i wanna know that's why i ask. i hope everything will be sorted out for you soon. ;)

having my own maelstrom over here but that's how it goes. swirl it all around.
always fabulous never less- lie like hell if i have to. my old bartending stance holds true.

spring's comin baby boo. hang on.

www.ipernity.com/doc/allaroundtheuniverse/1659186

whats up Wild one !!?

S'up playboy.
gettin ready to go out for reggae dj with some friends. you chillin?

dj was cool- all rootsy and positive love vibes.
overall observation.
the guy next to me kissing his beautiful blonde girlfriend was SO overtly gay.
all i could picture was their marriage and her shock some 10 - 20 years down the road when they both figure him out.
i've been gay. i have no problem with any type of sexuality or consensual REALITY. it's the bullshit that really gets me.

on another note i shared some nice dances with a guy who politely thanked me when the night ended. reggae crowds are so much cooler than a lot of others.

have a nice friday everyone.

time to go out to eat. pray i won't sit next to a man who tells me his wife is peri-menopausal and he's afraid he'll never have sex again. seriously- this shit happens to me. i don't have time to make all this crap up. truce. off to eat some beef carpaccio between a rock and a hard place.
and yes i'll be having a nice stiff drink sorry babies.

dinner was great. a really lovely experience. i hope i get to share my companions' company again.
by the way it's my fault the Celtic's won last night...

strongly recommending the Saturday night special -slideshow with default palylist
www.ipernity.com/doc/allaroundtheuniverse/slideshow

Hi ........ Thanks for visiting!! respect !

Greetings Zato

respect right back at you. thanks for coming by.

I'm just "peachy", how about you?

mmm, i love peaches and i'm fine. thanks for askin' ;-)

leaving the gym today it was balmy. sitting in traffic the smell of wet pavement and grilled onions made me think of key west. i'm jonesin for palm trees, drag queens and rum.

Straw Houses www.ipernity.com/home/20806

10-4 over...

good buddy. it's not game over- is it?

hell no! 10-4

watch your 9iner we got asteroids approaching fast! 10-4 over!

DUCK!!!!

Many thanks for your comments VL, cheers!!

you're welcome man - o- man! oxo josie

uh... yeah i uh...... yeah...?

yeah.

3rd month anniversary at the gym. Yee haaaa!!! don't make me shank ya!

hard drive's full- computer won't recognize external. i'm still here.

i dumped a boatload of stuff into the external -finally!

running away for the weekend. connectivity will be random. have a nice one!

Tell you what!..its full of colour here!..love it!..( My specialist subject: "The bleedin' Obvious!)..lovely work!

you're a man after my own heart Ali papa! accentuate the positive- eliminate the negative don't mess with Mr inbetween... come again ;-)