The Brain That Ran Away
by
Stephen Collicoat
Last night, I saw
Your brain run away.
It's O.K. though:
No one else
Appeared to notice
And certainly it's no loss.
It occurred
On the stroke of eight,
When I was busy
Serving soup and meat:
Dinner at home for friends.
Your skull flipped open
Allowing your brain to slither out
Before the hair cap closed.
Proud I didn't miss a beat
Other hostesses,
Even Elsie Maxwell,
Might have found that
Disconcerting.
Watched it
Crawl down
To cling,
Glistening, on your cheek.
Swiftly grew
Feeler arms
And small, but sturdy legs.
Then it slid
Into your lap
Tracking blood,
Across your tie
And snowy shirt.
A balletic leap,
Until it crouched,
Trembling amid our crockery.
As guests dissected
Steak and the Middle East,
It made its run.
Scurrying,
Like a desperate rat,
Dodging crashing bottles
And stabbing forks.
Lost sight of it
At table's end.
Heard its thump though:
A wet flop
Upon the polished floor.
Squirming behind our drapes.
Appearing briefly.
Suckered to the windowpane.
Fumbling with the catch.
Last glimpse I had
Was of a scarlet demon fleeing:
Escaping through the garden.
Everyone's Gone to the Moon
Streets full of people, all alone
Rows full of houses, never home
Church full of singing, out of tune
Everyone's gone to the moon
Eyes full of sorrow, never wet
Hands full of money, all in debt
Sun disappears in the middle of June
Everyone's gone to the moon
Long time ago, life had begun
Everyone went to the Sun
Hearts full of motors, painted green
Mouths full of chocolate-covered cream
Hands that can only lift a spoon
Everyone's gone to the moon
Everyone's gone to the moon
Everyone's gone to the moon........