The Midnight Funk Association / Discussions

Across the expanse
of your galaxy,
we have spread.
we are all over the planet..
and every night at midnight
we proceed to get live.

In the metro detriot area
there are thousands
and thousands
and thousands
and thousands..
and more about to join now.

Will the members of
the midnight funk association
please rise.

If you would like
to become a member of
the midnight funk association,

Stand up.

Show us your solidarity.

Raise your right hand.

Do you solemny swear
to acquiesce to the prerequisites
for membership into
the midnight funk association
for as long
as you should feel
the need to be intense.
at midnight, will you stand?

If you're standing near your porch light
will you turn it on for an hour..
to show solidarity to the mfa?

If you're in bed, will you smurf on your back?

If you're in water, will you splash?

If you're riding or driving
caught out at midnight,
will you flash your lights
and honk your horn
just to let everybody know
you are definately down
in this town?

Do you solemny swear to acquiesce
to the prerequisites
for membership into
the midnight funk association?

At this time,

Say:

I do.

Let it be known to all of earth
that you are now declared
a member of the midnight funk association.

This edition of the MFA is
now being called to order..
and may The Funk be with you,
always!