Surely you're not THAT old, Mr. Scumbeast?

Goodness me, Mr Scumbeast, you have been pleasured by rather a lot of famous composers

I've heard tell, Mr. Mr. Known Men (though it is STRICTLY entré nous, you understand!) that he breaks wind to the sound of the Pomp and Circumstance March No.1!

Well, Miss Magnolia, I have been told that this can happen, if one indulges in TOO MUCH pleasuring.

I am treating these comments with the contempt that they deserve.
:-}

Oh dear, I do hope I have not offended you in any way, my dear friend. I know, I shall hunt out some spiffing photographs of accordions and upload them for your delectation! Won't that be nice?

Of course not my dear ! Did you not see the little face indicating I wuz a jesting and a japeing ?