If the cap fits, wear nothing else.

I fear Mr. Philly Guy will abscond with the Penn University milk fund and attempt to purchase this one...

It is a lovely cap, but I am not too sure of the checkered pattern, Mr. Scumbeast ... however my eyes are averted not to the cap but to another part of this picture.

I quite like the pattern.

There's a hat?

I suppose in some parts it might be referred to as a hood.