Mr. Rubber Ducky's gallery

Ross Bob Robo Bank and I enjoying a snack of a plastic cake (made from a recipe of not using plastic eggs, of course). It was yum-yum good! Luckily, since I don't have any teeth, I don't have to worry about tooth decay from eating sweets.

It's important to always take a moment or two to stop and smell the roses. But I couldn't find any roses, so I sniffed these instead. They smelled just like bathroom air freshener, the stuff you spray around after you do your business so someone else who…

Percival Bob Pony and I mugging for the camera. Percival Bob is quite the music enthusiast and has an extensive collection of musical works. He particularly likes Wayne Newton. And his most favorite Wayne Newton song is Donkey Shame, a sad and poignant t…

Claude Bob Cloud and I in downtown Patopedos and heading for 7-11 for some of that fine 7-11 coffee. Claude Bob particularly likes the hazelnut non-dairy creamers. He always adds two of them to his coffee.

My friend Sammy Squirrel and I are about to take off to Lake Nasty in my bodaciously awzzum dune buggy for a fun-filled day full of fun, fun, fun! This was taken back in summer, of course. Lake Nasty would be too cold now as it isn't under the Mentira Gr…

Or it will in 364 days. But there's no use in waiting until the last moment to wish you all a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,…

Remember: Fight to win, win to fight.

Bart Bob is the principle of Patopedos High School ("Home of of the Flamin' Fire Ants!") Bart Bob oversees an educational institution that stresses the importance of academics and athletics, but doesn't forget even for a moment the importance of texan ch…

Dave Bob is the proprietor of the Ye Olde Automotive Detailing Shoppe, located on Ingraham Street in downtown Patopedos. Dave Bob is a real whiz kid when it comes to detailing and I fully trust Dave Bob's capable hands to detail my Lamborghini Diabolo ri…

Ha ha! I won first prize at the Mentira Grande county fair in the Hogwashing, Balderdashing, and Hornswoggling competition. It was a proud moment for me when I carried this trophy home!

Just hanging out and shooting the breeze with a longtime friend, Mr. Grotesquely Mutated Lemon.

My pal, Mini-me Gojira, and I heading for the 7-11 in downtown Patopedos for some of that fine 7-11 coffee!

Dr. Hannibal Lector invited me over for dinner, promising me that it would be a thoroughly delightful meal. While waiting for dinner to cook, the good doctor provided me with the circumstances to freshen myself up. That was quite thoughtful as us water b…

Swapping fish stories about the big one that got away with my good chum, Mr. Silly Fishing Hat.

But then, I don't have any teeth, so any cavities would have been a real surprise!

I just finished lunch. It was fish which is loaded with omega-3 and other essential stuffoids like wholesomely delicious and nutritious mercury!

I guess I ate too many dog doo flavored ginko fruits at one time... Well, no use letting this go to waste! Back down the hatch it goes again!

The fruit of the ginko tree smells and tastes just like dog poop! Mmmm-mmmm! They taste so good and I can't get enough of them!