arrested some Dutch cheese flying around in my kitchen today 

Gouda? Gaudi?

it has something spooky, it was not my intension... I promise the next ones to look happier... But this one comes from Amsterdam (says the name... but Amsterdam is of course a broad term)

True, it does have certain, two-dimensional similarities to a Halloween pumpkin. But it's not really so very scary, I'll eat it anyway!!!

this one is obvious friendlier than the Appenzeller by helimar.

I never thought about cheesy characters before............

what a coincidence!!!! another cheese and one with character too! I tell you I didn't see it beforehand!! Synchronicity exists!
It was so enjoyable that I decided to exploit the formability of cheese to the utmost corners of Cheese Art!

Synchronicity exists all the time, and the more so things synchronize. You need to read about morphic resonance by Rupert Sheldrake (I'm not sure if researched cheese, but something like that) :-)))

I'm more in sonic remorphing...

a foregone conclusion:
synchronicity exists!
Elvis didn’t die!
the earth is a ball!

and

cheese is unforgiving! *lol*

about the last conclusion... I'm sure they'll strike back!

But that's it! Morphic resonance is all about waves. The whole universe consist of waves, it's nothing but waves. So are shapes waves. That's how morphic resonance can take place. It's really very simple.

LOL ... so cute ;)

yes! they can change faces all the time!

Cheese faces , a new species....
:)

yes, I have a feeling that they are going to multiply themselves and fly all aroung my house after arresting one of them!

Did you eat it pursuant to the arrest?

well, to tell you the truth during the pursue it started changing faces. I believe these things try to manipulate me, when I'm after them, by changing emotions all the time! This time I resisted to the end. Of course I couldn't resist picking up some falling pieces!

Hmm... I see. But have you tried befriending them? Communicating?

I mean, I can see it sweating even in the picture - its putting on a brave face but I can see its really worried...

they are not open to friendship, they don't like humans, they are not listening, they spend too much money, they are not cultured at all, they hit kids, they drink too much, they don't sleep on time, they forget to say thank you, they never have a bath, they lie, they they they... As you understand my only option is to stop their suffering

Oh... I see. I had no idea.

Well, Fondue it is then!! :-D And Raclette for the ringleaders...

I now stay vigilant for the evening, I'm afraid of a massive attack. I'll keep the site updated

You do that... Be armed with a grater at all times, just in case...

I never thought of THAT!!! great idea, I have two!
but as you see they started coming already...

Grate idea indeed - you may need to invest in an electric one if there's a massive attack... ;-)

I shall insist on the traditional fighting arts first and if I can't cope I'll scream for your help; you come with the machine, no?

Indeed I would, but alas my graters are manual also! Not that I would let that stop me coming to your aid! However, I believe an alternative counter weapon would be to bring in the dogs and with that I can assist!! I attribute the fact that I have no such flying phenomena to the presence of these Hounds in my home.

will it help if I place a dog photo in the living room?

No, silly!! The dog has to catch and demolish the cheese... We're not talking scarecrow tactics here!

I'm trying to give my flying guests a chance before using the hard methods

Now they are "flying guests"?? Now you want to give them a chance?? Yesterday you shouted me down when I suggested a more diplomatic approach, you painted them as evil beings, laughed at me wanting to befriend them... *sigh*

I regret my hard attitude, maybe you were right... maybe I were too far against them
Will you forgive me?

It is not for me to judge you; there is nothing to forgive... Chat with the cheese or chew the cheese, it is your choice but set your course. I am just trying to understand and be of help, insofar as I can - and be prepared and forewarned of your experiences should they plague the South.

we all judge, some just don't show it.. the cheese will be judged and found guilty, no doubt about that, but maybe you had some ideas about the proper punishment. One that counts in North and South and from East to West!

Now, what makes you think I am an authority on punishment, proper or otherwise??
Is your mind in the bucket???

nothing yet, it is a side effect of shouting 'swallow' to me! it makes me feel like a... woman, so the mind flies away.
It occurs to me now that these flying slices may be bringing my mind back!

feel like a...woman eh? My work here for the night is done ;-D