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Breaking news! Rather than actually have anything close to approaching a proper entrance test with normal requirements, this is the new set of criteria for joining the Senior Service. Drink and inhuman amount of alcohol and then test out the paving of wherever it is you currently are so that you can be sure that locals do not fall over any imperfections there may be(as you never know, one of them could be a member of bar staff, and if they are injured, just think, you will have to wait even longer for your next pint,EH!)