Rrrrrrroughhhhhh!! 

ein Sicherheitshund, von der Rasse habe ich noch nichts gehört

Noch nichts davon gehört?? Ja, gibt's denn sowas?! Das sind doch die hunde, die die beherzten katzen vom grundstück fernhalten sollen (klappt natürlich nicht)! ;-)

i am better security than my dog :P
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Which means that your dog is not a Security Dog. Which means that YOU are the Security Dog, lol.

want to see my teeth? :D:D:D
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh :D:D:D
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My teeth are larger than yours, look:

and i have bigger boobs :P :D:D:D
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Oh my, I'm staying out of this girlie argument!! ;-PPP

Do you have proof? ;-)))

melon's melons you mean? :D
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Ahem, yes NOW I believe you! ;-D

*doesn't look, runs faster*

Before or after you took a picture of her melons??? ;-D

The link is outdated now that we have decided that it's Hildegard Brötchenbäcker for sure and not mad.melon!!

Right: Whatever you do, do NOT click on this link.

I repeat: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!

ok, i won't :P
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Good! :-D

I won't either!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *screams loud and runs away* ;-P

:P:P:P

*screams even louder and runs even faster* (not because of the dog and its teeth, but because of the melons discussion, lol). Why don't you two take photos of them, show them off here, and let your viewers decide...and vote? ;-PPP

you spoilsport :P
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Yep, that's my middle name! ;-P

laut pictogramm ein dobermann,
nicht schlecht, herr specht...

rei(n)m muss sein(m)

Du scheinst dich ja hervorragend mit hunden und/oder pictogrammen auszukennen. Für einen perfekten reim müsste die erste zeile dieses tierischen gedichts aber noch etwas angepasst werden und zwar entweder: laut pictogrann ein dobermann, oder: laut pictogramm ein dobermamm.