Jumpin' Jack

Jumpin' Jack

Posted on 10/31/2006

Photo taken on October 29, 2006


You sons of silly persons
Predjamski grad
J'ping J'k
(Monty Python quote)

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Open this door!

Open this door!
Guard: Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person! I blow my nose at you...
You and all your silly English knnn-igets!

Visitor: I command you ... to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!

- How you English say: "I - one more time, Mac - unclog my nose in your direction", sons of a window-dresser!
... I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric-donkey-bottom biters!

- In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

- No chance, English bed-wetting types!
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing - you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

- If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!


V: In the name of God and the glory of our...


V: Argh! Right! That settles it!

G: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!
Ha, ha, haa, ha!

V: Walk away. Just ignore them.

G: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk!
And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English knnn-igets!

Dialogue borrowed from Monty Python's Holy Grail, of course.

But uninvited visitors to this castle were indeed greeted with a friendly shower of boiling water or pitch, poured down these holes.

Or - alternatively, as Alan below eloquently suggested - with a "not quite boiling stream of their own"...

(... if the visitors couldn't be kept at a distance with other means, in the first place, that is...)