L. Vegas stained & dirty mattress w/ her shoelaces untied.

Las Vegas cruel grip of foaming-at-the-mouth madnesses & terrors of the mind.

Among Tim Kiser's albums



  • "Shine on!, tile wall of McDonald's and ceiling lightbulbs," I said.

    During brilliant sunshine I need to run for the shadows of shade areas, alongside the walls of buildings — but why must these kinds of places always smell like pee. ----------------------- In downtown Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 22nd, 2010, outside…

  • Grow a pair of Las Vegas toweringly tall streetside Arecaceæ / Palmæ twins in a shadow of a building.

    "Arecaceæceæceæceæceæceæceæceæceæceæ," I yodeled or ululated from across the street, but it being Las Vegas, nobody seemed to notice. An ancient brown car seems like a dangerous tailgater. "It's a big wide street & people can spread out!" I bellowed. -…

  • Desertification process & palmtree scene, w/ poofing-upness of some sacks somebody littered & wild contrails.

    Can you spot the memory that a tree-chopper-downer left behind, of a piece of tree that got tangled up into the chainlink. People warmly treasure chainlink!, and they will labor to protect their chainlink from onslaughts of plantlife. ------------------…


  • Deliverymen are out dropping off sacks of Doritos for resale at Terrible's Gas.

    Do not forget to lick the nacho-cheese powder and gasoline off your fingers before you shake hands with new acquaintances! I am hiding in the landscaping. Stopping by Terrible's Gas for gasoline & fingerfoods is not necessarily the same thing as having…

  • A "Which Is Bigger!" 2-D quiz: an Apps small billboard for Droids or an enormous 4-way stop sign.

    I wish that that chainlink'd get backed off from the street a little bit so somebody could build a sidewalk through here. When I was young stop signs didn't have horizontal strips bolted to their backsides, at least not that I can remember. Droids belon…

  • Las Vegas backalley delivery! A truck idea of purple geometry ideas, white dominoes, cactus.

    Never a waste of artsiness! The truck will probably outlast the city's casinoes [sic], most of which are flimsy rattletraps when ya look close at 'em. ----------------------- In Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 23rd, 2010, along the north side of Califor…


  • I can see the 18th-tallest tower in the world!

    I got so dizzy, I accidentally pumped my gastank full of fake-maple syrup and poured gasoline onto my freedom toast. I decided to walk off from both situations, neither cleaning up the messes I made nor paying any money for the products I wasted. Do you…

  • Almost a sidewalk!, a little area for children to push their shopping carts toward the "Circus Circus" casino for children.

    What's that liquid!, when will Vegas get storm sewers and sanitary sewers. How come there aren't a bunch of autos hurrying past!, I thought Vegas was reputed to be a huge in tourism. ----------------------- Along the Las Vegas Strip on November 23rd,…

  • Canopy of eruptions of multiple small pruritic erythematous papules.

    This is not a spread of pavement I'd want to have to traverse too awful often I don't figure. Grim area. ----------------------- Along the Las Vegas Strip on November 23rd, 2010, a valet parking area at the entrance to the "Circus Circus" casino, off t…


  • Jawdropping ritziness & chichi of this old gold.

    The doorway resembles a mosaic of goldenly reflective small rectangular pieces. Look down there at that electrical outlet, to get a sense of the scale of this thing. I disapprove of how, when you look at the vertical row of lites in the center of the ph…

  • John Belushi! The people of the world are definitely going to remember his life forever.

    He was famous for his patriotic flagwaving especially, so the display idea makes sense. He loved to imitate Joe Cocker. ----------------- In downtown Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 23rd, 2010, outside "Lost Vegas Antiques" on the east side of Las Veg…

  • I am up here in the sky with Susan Boyle!

    My dream is that I shall soar overtop of Susan's billboard and land gently upright atop the roof of the Las Vegas Boulevard EconoLodge. I came close!, and I will keep trying. ------------------ In Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 24th, 2010, a view from…


  • Here is a McDonald's in Las Vegas, but listen to my $$ idea for the McDonald's corp: An all-you-can-eat VEGAS BUFFET OF McDONALD'S FOODS in Las Vegas. Americans would love it and it would be a huge tourist attraction.

    $23.95 or whatever, and people could build themselves quadruple-quarter-pounders slathered in ranch dressing or whatever they want. People could make Chocolate-Shamrock shakes year-round, or McNugget McMuffins with pickles and cheese, anytime day or nigh…

  • This one's called "A Different Corner." It shows the famous 1993 architecture of the might of the Luxor Las Vegas casino hotel.

    Is the luxe in Luxor a mere flimsy sham! Stay tuned to news from the world of the gambling industry to find out. Ha ha maybe one of its wiper blades is due to be replaced? Eighteen is old for a building. Ha ha, I'd say Luxor's a cheap flimsy thang — —…

  • Among the gray rocks of a streambank ecosystem, a Caution Wet Floor cone is stranded atop one of the waterfalls in Las Vegas.

    Those yellow cones are hollow inside so it probably could've gotten fished out with a broomstick or something like that. They wouldn't've even've hadto've shut off the water. They would not have even have had to have shut off the water. Those yellow…


  • Encasement of vast mane of hoofed beast away from pink "Chocolate is the Answer" tshirted pedestrian.

    Q: May I pet the beast's enormous mane & sit on him. A: Chocolate. Q: Man with foot on wall of all-nite Walgreens, is he loitering. A: Chocolate. Q: Is the silver minivan parked suspiciously & about to blow up. A: Chocolate. Q: How old's the blue skysc…

  • Tshirt ideas of: "I'm loving it" golden arches shape of yellow spread-legged lady; If you see da police, warn a brother; I love to fart / I ♥ to fart / I heart to fart.

    I finished off my xmas shopping in Vegas, if you're related to me you need to look away if you don't want to get your xmas gift surprises ruined. That one Farting Tee is super-appropriate for Vegas Buffet dwellers, for $19 they eat 3 to 5 meals' worth…

  • Give me a utility pole, a stop sign, a parking lot, some palms, and some mowed, and I'll torture them into arranging themselves into a super-super-fussy composition.

    Definitely a compo! The widette lens of a Canon G10 will illusorily bend straight-rod shapes into gentle curves. The meaning of this picture is: As a temporary and fragile desert city Las Vegas oughtn't to be using its precious last few drops of wate…


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