• Adeste fi-SPRAY-les, all over thy graves.

    These are sprays in the floral sense, and definitely not in the "streams of liquid spraying onto people's graves" sense. Any town ye can assume to not get much crime, where the businesswomen leave porta-ad sign totes with handles, out upon the sidewalks,…

  • Leafiness & hairiness of eyesockets & mouth of snowball of Columbus Ohio of winter of '7-'8.

    I feel that it hadto've rolled a long way to get here, to've picked up that much of the forest floor. "The Scream! The Scream!" I heard people squealing all around me, like duh. ----------------------- In Columbus, Ohio, on December 20th, 2007, in S…

  • Crazey miniature-golf setup.

    Naw I'm just kiddin it's just another damn parking lot. Oh well. Dreams do come true!, but not this time. ----------------------- In Parkersburg, West Virginia, on July 19th, 2008, a parking lot in "City Park." ----------------------- Library of Con…


  • If your yard needs poop humour!

    I wouldn't have one of those decorations in my yard because what if a nice person I was trying to impress came to visit?, I wouldn't want to make him or her have to think about poop, nor particularly about a turd that's in the middle of hanging from a dog…

  • Leftovers idea. Something got formed into a patty.

    In downtown South Charleston, West Virginia, on July 28th, 2008, at the northeast corner of D Street and 6th Avenue Southwest. ----------------------- Library of Congress classification ideas: TA439 Concrete—Pictorial works. TA441 Aggregates (Building m…

  • Ugly worm, frightening leech sucking on my skin, big plastic wiener down there on the ground.

    Mostly succeeds I guess in what I guess is an effort to separate one area from the other. I guess it needed to be done sometime according to somebody. ----------------------- In Richfield, Minnesota, on October 27th, 2008, the edge of a footpath/bicy…


  • Warm salad loaf.

    I see where brutal urban winds of downtown Dayton have been blasting the hell out of a circular hump of sidewalk landscaping lately. There's an upwardly-aimed light fixture for all of you light pollution activists out there to maybe take note of. ------…

  • Forest floor "horse apple" / "hedge apple" Osage Orange is melting into the earth & evaporating into the sunsetting sky.

    Pomme de cheval, pomme d'haie! L'Oranger des Osages! I can picture it resting on a bed of tossed salad. I like to imagine its insides are custardlike, but I've got a very strong stomach. ----------------------- In Marietta, Ohio, on November 28th,…

  • My Christmas Cake.

    Yum yum yum do you want some! It's got ice cream in it, and lettuce. If you try a bite you'll want a whole slice! Naw I'm just kiddin. ----------------------- West of downtown West Union, West Virginia, on December 26th, 2008, along the North Bend Rail…


  • Some South Philadelphian's sack of M&Ms.

    No way to treat yr candies, somebody worked hard to make those! I bet you a child would've liked to've eaten them before they ended up that way. Next we'll see people putting their Twinkies & Hohos into the storm sewers won't we. Anyhow I enjoyed my Ph…

  • South Philadelphian Jesse Ventura doll-package litter.

    I live in Minnesota and we Minnesotans are mostly fond of Jesse Ventura but I never had much notion to consider that Nonminnesotans ever thought much about him until I saw that cast-off doll-package down there on a sidewalk in trashy old south Philadelphi…

  • Line-up of Philadelphian Newspaper Sunday Supplement Advertising Inserts.

    Or are they junk-mail mailers, nobody knows. I see where somebody has been driving a vehicle on them. Ha ha it looks like some kind of a washed-up sea-vertebrate doesn't it! Look close, it'll tell what you need to do if you've got a leaky roof in Phila…


  • Approx 90 Christmas Cookies.

    In a public park! Back before they touched the ground I'd've eaten them if somebody'd have given them to me but I guess I wasn't in the right place @ the right time. Some nights it seems like I can't get enough sugar! But oh well. ------------------…

  • Crazey-shaped Ohio River cinderblock.

    I think it might be my favourite cinderblock ever and I hope it lasts for ever. I'd rescue it if I ever thought it were in danger but I think it's probably gonna be okay. ----------------------- In Belpre, Ohio, on January 5th, 2009, along the Ohio Riv…

  • A balloon release!

    There they go, floating away into the big blue sky. Personally I think it's a waste of helium! ----------------------- In Washington Township near Cline, Ohio, on January 7th, 2009, on the grounds of a park adjacent to the Knowlton Covered Bridge, alon…


  • Downtown Minneapolis wintertime sunrise.

    I guess I can see where it'd be easy for a person to get "depressed" during a frigid Mpls wintertime but that never happens to me. Jesus takes a frown & turns it upside-down &c. ----------------------- In downtown Minneapolis on January 19th, 2009, on…

  • A book! The St. Paul Public Library.

    It is a topic that innarests me but I didn't borrow the book b-cuz I sure as hell wouldn't want to have to go all the way back to St. Paul to return it. St. Paul is kind of a ridiculous city, especially ever since the 2008 Republican Convention. (Des…

  • Big ring of greenish-blue!

    You can see what I'm talkin about. I can see what colour the chair used to be! Also I'm getting reminded of toothpaste colours such as Crest etc. And soap-bar colours such as Coast and Zest. Except for Zest isn't actually soap and it doesn't get you…


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