Artsnooze Conceptualista's gallery

Celebrating the triumph of junk.

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A few elements of historiographic metafiction and semiotic idiom for use by conceptual artists and the paperback writer. (Ask yourself whether the human brain works this way.)

Why don't guys read women's magazines? Is it because we suspect that photographs like these are setups for the feature articles that women's magazine readers avidly gobble up as real? [Photo Credits: Glamour Magazine]

No dearth of participants in voluntary bussing for statistics collecting, social research, political evaluation and policy applications in the interests of regulating the amorous activities of the bourgeoisie and advancing the scholarship of putative fund…

Locating ''Pataphysical Artspeak (Jargon): Language denotes what the eye sees as it inventories the categories within an image enabling the mind to evaluate the sum total of the items and the will to valorize or devalue what is seen consistent with sensib…

How many superannuated dudes from the pre-rock and roll days, when haircuts were under one dollar, are tonsorially hirsute? Is a prolix question bad rap?

Sign of signs to come, of signs phasing out and of a missed sign. Faith is the realization of what is hoped for, and evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1

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Parodist, hokey artspeak (typical of that often overheard at art openings), jokey jargon, 'pataphysical pap and pretentious intellectual cocktail party bird droppings ("Nobirdy aviar soar anywing to eagle it" -James Joyce). Semiotics is theoretical. It…

Cultural memory lies, is false or is created, but it's what informs, as narrative fallacy, our recall of our common past, since events are fluid and ongoing, received by many at a dissimilar pace, instance, receptivity and mind frame, and not universally…

Super cop often gets his man and his woman dressed in drag.

The search for the meaning of being where epistemology and ontology inhere . . . a tautology?

Making something out of something.

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Me standing in front of my easel in my studio.

One way for a self-abscorbed bourgeois extrovert to become almost famous is to pass gracefully through this portal and across this chasm. (History is not kind to artists whose work is ephemeral, incapable of ownership and not easily accessible across tim…