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SECRET, just between YOU and ME: What comes out of the fountain is Jack Daniels! (To discover which plaza this is, contact me last Sunday or before!)

The big trick is to avoid getting all knotted up! It is on this point that much of the power of sprayers depends!

For safety, I personally wearing my Ipernity helmet at all times, including when combing my hair. (Life, for me, has its tough moments -- but at least I remember not to put the apostrophe in the possessive of "it!") (For pretentious intellectuals like me,…

(Too bad there's a STREETCAR named DESIRE, but the last bus by that name is circling the city looking for Tennessee Williams!) What happening to Williams, anyhow? Anyone know?

Don't look for the Mexican-style sombrero! This is in SPAIN, where non-stop construction work sometimes becomes non-START construction work. He's recharging, obviously, like any true professional must do. Now, his siesta long-finished, the building (an…

He wouldn't have done it if I hadn't FORCED him - but he sure is a great jumper, and, as you probably guessed, probably pretty great on the saxophone, too, like so many great jumpers! I salute you, Isaac!

Why she chose to walk on the ceiling, I don't know! Another mystery: the sun was shining UP that day! -- and yet another: I guess I was upside-down too!

YOU may not be wasting your time -- but I DEFINITELY am! It's what I do best!

I wondered for many years where the expression "getting the cold shoulder" came from, and now -- oh, lucky me! -- I know! Girls aren't always like regular people.

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It's not Charlie Chaplin, of course, but the closest thing to him in this part of the world. Problem: This Charlie seems sad. I wonder how he is now, a year after I took this photo. Maybe he'll be down on Ramblas again, and I can ask him! The real Char…

The fastest animal on land WAS the cheetah -- but that was before Michael Projansky III (pictured above disguised as "Magic-muscles Manolo) astounded the world with his record-breaking 2mm sprint! Even at rest, he is fast as Gibraltar itself!

Notice how the red ribbons UTTERLY distract the viewer from the round, firm, delicious-looking ass which would hold no interest whatever to anyone except a dedicated anthropologist! AND: looking up the legs of those jeans/levi's would take the eyes of a…

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Did you notice that I did NOT mention FAT, overeating, width, weight or pigging out? It was easy, because, obviously the point of this photo is that, in Spain they make chairs that are STRONG enough to support a tank! People die. Chairs don't.

The sun is a colossal source of energy for those who live on or near Earth, and even for guys who live in Barcelona. And girls, too! Why not?