Australian hotel bar - 1960s 

"Oh, darling, just look at that couple over in the corner! I can spot them a mile off - the pink shirts and heavy gold bracelets, and just look at how much hairspray the younger of the two is wearing!"

"You're right, Queenie, they're bloody poofters! Uh-oh, they've seen us and are waving us over for a drink. What do we do?"

"Smile, darling, and say we'd love to - I believe Tarquin is the best hair-dresser in Melbourne . . . I may get a reduction!".