Northern Michigan

think they'll find us here? not if we don't want them to. I don't want to ever be found. how about by me? silly boy. you already found me. I did, didn't I. yes, thank god.

that's where we gotta go. I don't see it. where is it? it's out there. and we gotta go now. just you and me? well, there ain't nobody else here, is there? yeah, but why us? it looks far. it'll be a snap, you'll see. just don't get too near the edge. what? why not? big fish out there. real big. bite your head off if you let 'em. no way! especially a tasty morsel like yourself. hey, I ain't so tasty, ok? you know it, and I know it. but those monsters out there? they don't know it.

my boy, welcome to my new laboratory! laboratory? but herr doktor, we're in the middle of the woods. exactly! it is here that I will put Einstein's theory of relativity to the ultimate test! how will you do that? by increasing the speed of light! these trees will grow immense in an instant of time! but isn't that impossible, doktor? well, so far it is. but I am working on it. but there's no equipment here. yes, well I must first figure out what equipment is necessary, you see. in the woods? I thought it was a nice place to think about it. certainly, doktor.

we dig in here, boys. what's the timetable, sir? set a perimeter. get some rest. we fight tomorrow. do we have a chance, sir? a chance. a chance to kick some bug ass. rhetorically speaking, sir? right, private. if they have asses, I don't wanna see 'em.

we found the space capsule, sir. where is it? at the bottom. giving off radioactivity. damn those bugs.why'd they have to come here anyway? shall we haul it up? yeah. I'll deal with anything on board that's still alive. how, sir? with this flamethrower, son. oh. I am not pleased that these bugs messed up my lake.

we gotta go. how we gonna get there? we'll take this canoe. but that will take hours! we have all the time in the world. I love you too, sweetie. really? ok, you paddle.

set up the perimeter here, men. yes, sir. post guards every 50 feet. right, sir. and listen for wings. those bugs are noisy. got it, sir. they'll be coming in from above. look sharp. care for breakfast now, sir? yeah, thinking of those bugs makes me hungry.

establish a beachhead men. watch out for mines. right sir. and sun burn. I'm working on my tan. good luck with that, sir.

our submarine is approaching the rendezvous. do they have the package? yes, sir. and they say she is exceptional. good. then the operation was a success? all hands are satisfied, sir. I hope more than just their hands! ha ha. good one, sir. hahahaha. send her to my office, immediately. of course, sir.

see that guy, louie? what guy boss? over there, by those trees, fishing. what about him? I don't like it. he didn't ask for permission first. I want you to go over there. yeah? make like a fish. a really big one. one that don't like getting caught. ok. then what? then you let him know. he's got a choice. a choice? yeah. either he can quit fishing, or feed the fishes. pretty easy choice. yeah. but boss, I gotta act like a fish? I hate worms. don't worry. you'll get used to it. you sure? positive.

where's larry? he's bringing the package. make sure he gets here soon. it's almost dark. why does that matter? because, idiot, this light is special. yeah? so? and the package happens to be very photogenic.

darling, lunch is ready. oh, goody. what are we having? foie gras and chips. your favorites. dreamy. but I'm sorry. I forgot the champagne. oh, well do go get it, sweetie. let's not spoil lunch. but it's 10 miles. I'll still be here when you get back. don't worry. of course, my darling.

time to move on, baby. why, charley? I like it here. gotta get some money, baby. It's been 2 months. how you gonna get money, charley? gonna get it from the bank, sugar, just like always. promise me you won't get caught, like last time? not a chance, baby. you were away for 4 long years, charley. me and the boys will be more careful this time, don't worry. get me a nice dress, ok charley? you got it, toots.

sir! enemy forces are massed outside the walls! have the archers ready. sir! I don't think that will be enough. sir. why not, centurion? well, you see sir. our walls are little stones. what do you mean? they look pretty big to me. yes sir, but the enemy is. . . well it's huge sir! how huge? like they blot out the sun, sir! ok. well that is pretty big, isn't it. what does the enemy look like? like children sir! impossibly monstrous children. in bathing suits. interesting disguise. commence firing. sir! yes sir!

wanna go to the beach? actually, something is telling me that's not a good idea. whaddya mean? oh, just a feeling, that maybe it's not a beach day. I don't know what gives you that impression. it's subtle. don't worry about it.

they're just through that line of trees, boys. waiting for us. who are, sir? those slimy disgusting omnipods, son. trying to take what's ours. turn us into meat cakes. what're we gonna do, sir? we're gonna give 'em what they want. what's that, sir? us. huh? we set the table for 'em. show them something they can't resist. then when they take the bait, we pounce. how sir? with everything we've got, boy. burn 'em to hell, so's there's nothing left for their mamas. they have mamas, sir? I don't really care, son. not a big concern.

we bivouac here, men. get out the camouflage. this sir? what the hell is that? it's red! that's not camouflage! it's what we were issued, sir. dammit! you see any red around here? actually, yes, in the next picture. sir. well we aren't in the next picture, now are we, son? no, sir, we're not. maybe we should go there instead, sir. who's giving the orders around here, boy? you are, sir. definitely. ok. go scout that next picture. let me know if it's safe. you got it, sir.

hey, buddy. can you spare a buck? I can't believe it. you're panhandling on the beach? well, I can't swim, so I gotta stop here. but we're trying to enjoy this sunset. yeah, me too. and I'd enjoy it alot more for a buck.